I mentioned recently that I’m still figuring out how much of my personal life to share. It dawned on me that the life I should be writing about is Elsie’s. She’s much more open and adventurous than I am and a lot more interesting, which is why she’s the subject of my book(s).
We do have some things in common. We’re both liberal and very friendly. We both love to travel and have adventures. But while I’ve been busy with professional and personal goals, Elsie has been socializing and thinking about dating.
I reminded her that first on her list of desirable traits should be shared values. She’s been burned before by folks who were not what they seemed to be.
With that in mind, we’ve been discussing liberals we find attractive. We’ve both always had a crush on Rachel Maddow, but who hasn’t?
Elsie mentioned the sexy member of a well-known political podcast, but I found that confusing. The news he was talking about was upsetting, but the way he exuded empathy and a longing for justice was a huge turn on, so there I was feeling distressed and aroused at the same time. It’s not an experience I would recommend. Elsie agreed and vowed to find attractive liberals who are less intense.
While Elsie kept looking, I turned my attention to preparing for the No Kings march in our town.
I had my homemade sign and was filled with patriotic fervor when I found myself distracted by a pleasant, good-looking volunteer. He had a kind of liberal lumberjack vibe, and it was tough for me to take my eyes off him.
I did my best to listen to the speakers while wondering if there was some way I could approach him. I ended up staying quiet. It seemed wrong to think about stuffing my ballot box when I was supposed to be fighting for democracy.
I reminded myself that I’m supposed to be helping Elsie find a companion and I began wracking my brain trying to come up with liberal pickup lines for her to use when she’s out and about.
Elise giggled when I told her to try telling someone “Your eyes are bluer than our state.” and rolled her eyes at “Do you vote here often?” When I suggested “I find you more alluring than single payer healthcare,” she told me to keep trying.
For now, I think I’ll get back to achieving my goals and let Elsie figure out the best way to connect with folks whose values set her heart aflutter.
I’ll keep you posted on her progress.
Thanks for reading.
Eileen Blake